A zen a$$ hoe is a modern spiritual woman who is committed to her peace. She knows she will be triggered, but she is committed to growing and rising above the bullshit. She is not perfect, but she sho is close to it. She grew up on neo-soul, and incense, crystals, and body butters are an essential item to her. She takes her seamoss and goes to Simply Wholesome on the weekends. A zen a$$ hoe is actually not a hoe at all. She is actually super protective of her energy, but she don't mind being with the shits every now and then. She ends the night meditating with her crystals while leaving people on read. We all have a zen a$$ hoe inside of us.